Friday, March 5, 2010

Nerds Gone Wild

Winnie: happy Friday!
Barbie: Hey....yes! Same to you!
Winnie: sure lol
Winnie: I think I like Thursdays better...I DON’T have to go to work
Barbie: lol
Barbie: Do you not like working at the new place?
Winnie: of course, but just when everyone else is getting off work for the weekend... I have to get ready to serve their drunken asses all night lol
Barbie: oh yeah.....that's not fun.
Winnie: hey, my mom and I are going to see Vagina monologues tomorrow night
Barbie: ya! You were'll have to let me know what you think! I'm especially keen to know what your MOM thinks, lol
Winnie: she's more excited than me lol
Barbie: cool.
Barbie: I think it is good for older women to see how far we've come!
Winnie: will give you my report
Barbie: lol good
Winnie: although i wish you were seeing it're better at remembering and reporting things like that
Winnie: my comment will be: OMG it was soooooooooo funny lol
Barbie: lol
Winnie: you know I’m right lol
Barbie: so what you are saying is that you need a nerd along with you. ha ha
Winnie: no I need you and your journalistic tendencies
Winnie: I am an Artist...not a writer lol
Barbie: lol....we think differently. You think and remember in emotions and I think and remember in words. I am a verbal learner.
Winnie: well i guess me reporting on a "one women monologue" is not a good idea lol
Winnie: i should be reporting on the Rembrant Exhibit
Barbie: lol.....but even then you will say "I don't remember the painting's name but boy it sure made me feel (fill in the blank)"
Winnie: ya I’m good at that
Barbie: lol, I know. I like it.
Barbie: I like having friends who think in different way. Gives me more perspective on the world.
Winnie: live vicariously through others ??
Barbie: in a way....I'm just a curious person and I'm always interested by how other people think.
Winnie: I like having a nerdy friend...she listens to me ;)
Winnie: she may think I’m a freak...but she still likes me
Barbie: are good for push me to be more always have. Otherwise I would be a nun or a lab nerd somewhere.
Barbie: and what a waste of my hotness THAT would be...ha, ha!
Winnie: yesssssssssssss, just what I’ve been telling you for 25 years
Barbie: I know, I know. But it is my nature to be cautious and think things are more of a "throw caution to the wind" kind of gal....we are made differently!
Winnie: but then again, you're playing hard to get has kind of paid off lol
Barbie: well lucky for me that's the way guys work, lol
Winnie: lol
Barbie: I wouldn't say I purposely play hard to get, I just AM hard to get. I usually try to put a lot of rational thought into a new relationship before I jump in. So that might appear as "hard to get"
Winnie: 30 years??????
Barbie: ...but I have also learned that relationships are not always something that you can "think" through...sometimes you have to go with your heart.
Winnie: well it's about time you figured it out
Winnie: how do you think one night stands happen????
Barbie: ya....definitely not a "one night stand" type of gal...
Barbie: I'd be like "hmmm.....let me think about this and make some charts and get back to you in a couple of weeks" lol
Winnie: ya, i see that worked for you
Barbie: ha, ha
Barbie: Good on paper doesn't necessarily mean good in real life...I guess I am learning that as I get older.
Winnie: go with your heat baby...
Barbie: I think you meant to say heart, but with you, you never know....hahahahaha!
Winnie: LOL..shit

Friday, February 26, 2010

Gold Cananda Gold!!

Winnie: good Friday morning
Barbie: fantastic Friday morning! Did you watch the game last night?
Winnie: of course lol
Barbie: Canadian women KICK ASS!!!!!
Winnie: we sure do ;)
Barbie: and apparently Russians are the poorest sports around!!
Winnie: poorest?
Barbie: After our men defeated Russia, the Russian president cancelled his trip to Vancouver for the closing ceremonies....LMAO!! Boooohooooooo
Winnie: LOL...sore losers
Barbie: ....and they are supposed to host the next winter Olympics??? Great example!!
Winnie: Canadians are being the best hosts ever! So proud!
Barbie: yes....I felt especially proud as the American Women were getting their silver medals yesterday...the whole (mostly Canadian) crowd cheered "USA- USA!!"...even though they are our toughest rivals, they still got silver and they are very worthy opponents! ...and I know there is no crying in hockey but I bawled like a baby as the Canadian women's hockey team were receiving their gold medals!
Barbie: Such fantastic athletes and they deserved it so much!!
Winnie: ya, i said the same thing when the Americans were getting their medals, Canada has's too bad that someone has to lose to win silver. Wish there could be another way around that...
Barbie: yes....the Americans gave us our only true competition, and I am grateful for it.
Winnie: and what about Joannis's skate? Wow...what a strong woman and her Dad....oh boy! So awesome that he was there for her!
Barbie: Well, if you ever had any doubt as to if Canadian women are strong, determined individuals take a look at the medal count....the sisters are bringing home the bacon for our country!
Winnie: i think i might train for the next Olympics...
Winnie: not sure for
Winnie: I'm sure there is something i could kick ass at?
Barbie: I'm thinking bobsled. I would be the person at the back who just has to put her head down and be brave...ha
Barbie: but I have to say there are a lot of older women on our teams...maybe it isn't over for us
Barbie: maybe if I start curling now???
Winnie: hey...good idea. And the curlers are getting hotter and we may have a chance
Barbie: ya!! Curling it is!!
Winnie: Ok...we'll start next week ;)
Barbie: well next week I have a lot going about the week after that?
Winnie: hmmmm....I may have to wash my hair
Barbie: gee....this Olympic stuff requires a lot of motivation...

Friday, February 12, 2010

She Hot...Who knew?

Barbie: So billboard just came out with their "Top 50 Sexiest Songs of all time"
Winnie: OK...I'm so so so sad
Winnie: ...the loss of innocence at it's best
Barbie: ??
Winnie: Cindy Lauper....She Bop?
Winnie: I feel like a fool ,lol
Barbie: Did you realize it was about yourself off?
Winnie: never
Winnie: ok....maybe I haven't heard it since 1987
Winnie: that might explain why
Barbie: I remember hearing that it was a controversial song but I never really understood why at 13...ha!
Barbie: Then again I never listened to the words!
Winnie: and even Prince...Raspberry Beret??
Winnie: holy.....
Barbie: I KNOW!!!! I loved that song! I had NO IDEA!!!
Barbie: Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer??
Barbie: I guess it never really occurred to me!?
Barbie: Makes sense..."I wanna be....your sledgehammer"...ha! ha!
Winnie: I'm shocked....guess I will have to go through that list and "listen" to all those songs again lol
Barbie: I'm surprised this song wasn't on it...
Barbie: I can't stand Mariah but I have to say that I have always liked that song...ha
Winnie: I don't think I've ever heard that song....what's with me?????
Barbie: WHAT THE???
Winnie: I KNOW
Barbie: It's the ultimate booty call song!! How could you have missed that? ha!
Barbie: this is a good one too...
Winnie: well, I think it's the video that's sexy, not so much the song
Barbie: no...the video is trashy, the song is sexy.
Barbie: Hmmm....this is an oldie but a goodie...
Winnie: THAT, I LOVE, lol
Winnie: gives some good ideas... ;)
Barbie: easy now.
Winnie: ya ya ya, you started
Barbie: I think this should have been number one. All time classic. No mixing words....just the straight up goods...ha
Winnie: was it not on the list?
Barbie: it was...but not number one.
Winnie: oh ok
Barbie: I'm disappointed that this one wasn't on it....I love it.
Barbie: I laughed when I saw "Pour Some Sugar On Me"....ha, ha...
Winnie: lol ya...I might have overdone that one in High School....
Barbie: that's not really sexy....more making out in the back seat of a car.
Winnie: but i have to say, I think this is my all time fav:
Winnie: Love bites......
Barbie: oooooo.......I think we ALL have good memories around THAT one....ha, ha.
Winnie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

We would like to wish our fans a sexy and very hot Valentine's Day!

Thursday, February 11, 2010


Winnie: how's it going?
Barbie: good! u?
Winnie: feel like crap
Barbie: oh no....your cold you mean?
Winnie: ya and just cranky today
Barbie: i hate those days
Winnie: so I "watched" this show last night, DaddyOhh was flipping channels and stopped on Spyke TV
Winnie:'s called Manswers, have you ever seen it?
Barbie: no?
Barbie: what is it about?
Winnie: It's an "information" show for men...about how to "get it on" with women and other crazy shit
Winnie: i was sooooooooo mouth was wide open lol
Winnie: he was laughing at me and i said "we have to blog about this"
Winnie: watch it..when you get a chance, i sent you the link and that is the episode that i watched, some of it anyways.
Barbie: ok...will do. And I want you to read the book I am will blow your mind. It is called "The Meaning of Wife"
Winnie: i've heard about it
Winnie: im almost done EAT PRAY LOVE
Barbie: what do you think?
Winnie: not bad
Winnie: some parts are inspiring
Barbie: the book that I am reading right now isn't a story. It is more of the history of being a wife. But it is sooooo interesting.
Winnie: ohhhhhhhhhh im sure it is lol
Barbie: I will never get married again. We have totally been taken for a ride.
Winnie: LMAO
Barbie: It is like getting all excited about getting put into prison. Asking guys to PLEASE lock me up?
Winnie: lol
Winnie: something like that
Barbie: ok....I'm watching this Manswers thing. wow! I feel sorry for guys who think they are actually learning something by watching this.
Winnie: LOL i know...that is what i was saying lol
Winnie: i cant believe they allow that on tv
Barbie: they aren't stupid. But the guys who watch it are!
Winnie: which part are you watching?
Barbie: What candy GUARANTEES you to get a mouthful of beaver taco.
Barbie: It is like a tv show saying "watch this tv show and you will get bigger boobs".
Barbie: Actually there is an equivalent for is called COSMO.
Barbie: the magazine for stupid women who feel that their whole lives should revolve around pleasing men.
Winnie: its crazy
Barbie: I have to say.....I NEVER tried so desperately to get a guy as some of the girls do nowadays....and now the guys are doing it too....hilarious!
Winnie: i just keep seeing this overweight 19 year old dweeb sitting on his couch on a friday night with a bucket of KFC watching this and believing that if he puts a muffler on his 10 speed, it will turn on the cheerleaders
Barbie: lol!!!! exactly. People, people. Use your heads. There is no magic formula for getting the opposite sex. Some people like certain approaches, others not so much.
Winnie: ok..."chick boner"????? WTF?
Winnie: if you watch porn before you hit the clubs, the ladies will pick up on your sex sweat and fall for you? Holly cow!!!!!!!
Barbie: I think they are just telling guys what they want to hear.
Winnie: this is just wrong...wrong...wrong....
Barbie: They must think we are REALLY dumb.
Barbie: It's ok. Let them keep thinking that way. It gives us the upper hand.
Winnie: i think THEY think guys are really dumb
Winnie: it just cant be.....can it???????
Barbie: well let's be honest sweetie...the guys who believe this ARE really dumb.
Barbie: or 14 years old.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Learn from other's mistakes....

Winnie: so it's Friday!
Barbie: Thank ya JESUS!
Winnie: LOL...boy pretty excited
Barbie: tough week. But bring on the weekend!
Winnie: I don't have any plans so it not that big of a deal
Barbie: Oh trust me when I say that I have no exciting plans... but I am just looking forward to a least I don't have to make lunches for two days. Ha
Winnie: well. There you go!! lol
Winnie: Guess I will rest up for next weekend. Can't wait!
Barbie: so next Sat. afternoon, we're exploring the big city...hopefully it won't be too cold!
Winnie: let's hope not...or we can sit and have coffee all afternoon lol
Winnie: and people watch, get some good blog material
Barbie: ha, ha....ya...we need some new material.
Winnie: no kidding
Winnie: so......I'm tattoo shopping
Barbie: what???
Winnie: yup, I've decided to do it....
Winnie: been putting it off for 20 years, I think it's about time
Barbie: let me are going to get "Keep it real" scrolled across your back...ha,ah
Winnie: it was a contender.....
Barbie: please don't say barbed wire around your arm....I will have to have you committed.
Winnie: It's and African symbol that means: Learn from the Past
Barbie: If I were you, I would really research it....make sure it doesn't mean "dumb ass white girl"
Winnie: it's a pretty one too....but who wants to look like Lindsay Lohan?
Barbie: is that what she has??
Barbie: Obviously it isn't working for her.
Winnie: LOL, I don't know, just trying to be funny, help me out here!!!
Barbie: sorry. ha
Barbie: I just don't want you to end up with say...a misspelled tattoo.....I'm not naming names or anything but I know someone who wanted to have Deuce written and now has Duce. oooopsie!! that was definitely worth a spellcheck.
Winnie: ya....that sucks
Winnie: note to self: ask where he got that I don't go there!
Barbie: good plan!
Barbie: Also, I wouldn't recommend a tattoo parlour in the back of anything mobile....but that's just me.
Winnie: shit...guess i should ask for my deposit back eh?
Barbie: Well, you know what happened last time you gave money to Carnies....
Winnie: hey hey hey....that was suppose to be just between you and me!!!!!

Thursday, January 21, 2010


Winnie: Hello my dear dear friend!
Barbie: Hello!!!!!
Winnie: is there a way of getting out of parenthood?
Barbie: If there was YOU KNOW someone would have found it by now!
Winnie: oh well, guess I need to tough it out lol
Barbie: what a freakin' week!!
Winnie: In feel your pain ;)
Winnie: What's going on today?
Barbie: hmmm....let's see....ex trouble and yesterday I found out a colleague has cancer and today another acquaintance. I just found out five minutes ago that my colleague died late last night.
Winnie: OH sorry hun
Barbie: don't be sorry for me....I am sorry for their families. It was too late by the time she found out I guess.
Barbie: Plus another friend of mine's father died this week.
Winnie: so horrible
Barbie: Well, we know that death is part of life, but it seems so unfair when someone is taken so young.
Winnie: guess it makes our problems seem so manageable
Barbie: I have a stress neck ache....wonder why? ha, ha
Winnie: one more sleep and you can get help with that !
Barbie: but you are right....these things put it all into perspective. As long as we are living, everything else will be settled.
Barbie: Yes, I am so looking forward to PC's visit. Will be good to have someone to cuddle with.
Winnie: not that it makes our problems less real...but sure does put things into perspective
Barbie: yes. absolutely.
Barbie: and the Haiti earthquake as well. I did my part and gave money to the cause (just so I don't get letters). But it also has served the purpose of showing us how lucky we are here.
Barbie: ....and how humans can pull together for a good cause.
Winnie: has it's strengths
Barbie: yes. It does.
Winnie: So does Friendship ;)
Winnie: it's a small version of humanity
Barbie: Even though I sometimes question it when I look at people like 23 year old Heidi Montag getting 10 plastic surgery procedures!!
Winnie: yes i saw that...poor girl needs some self esteem therapy
Barbie: um...ya think?
Barbie: she ruined her looks entirely
Winnie: although It's more like "how to start over when all you have left that you were born with is the blood flowing through your veins" therapy
Barbie: absolute insanity
Winnie: who's gonna take her seriously now?
Barbie: why can't we just accept ourselves as woman..."flaws" and all?
Winnie: because plastic surgeons would be out of business
Winnie: and some women can...the somewhat sane ones that is
Barbie: If women were smart, we would all band together and just say "this is it" if you don't like it, then no sex for you.
Winnie: then the plastic surgeons could all become marriage counselors lol
Barbie: hahahaha!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Wife Needed...(with no fringe benfits)

Winnie: Good Friday morning!!
Barbie: hi
Barbie: ....looks like it is going to be one of those mornings!!
Winnie: busy girl, what's going on?
Barbie: just to much to do and not enough time
Winnie: imagine if you had to be at work earlier?
Barbie: I know. All these things to do are cramping my style, ha, ha
Winnie: lol
Barbie: you know I was born to be a lady who lunches?
Winnie: guess that should be your next book lol
Barbie: just as soon as I get the 25 million I need to be a proper lady who lunches. ha
Winnie: oh and have to make sure your lady friends are as well equipped
Barbie: but of course my dear!
Barbie: what fun would it is lunching alone?
Winnie: but then again, you do have a small pooch to put in a designer bag and take along with you
Barbie: no, personal assistant will be walking the dog while I lunch.
Winnie: ahhhhhhhhhhh, i see
Winnie: sounds promising
Barbie: well hey; a girl needs to have plan!
Winnie: and first on the list is a personal assistant?
Winnie: oh and don't forget your very own PR lady!!!!
Barbie: or maybe a maid of some kind.
Winnie: mmmmmmmmmm nice
Barbie: I still think I just need a wife.
Winnie: ya, but it's much harder to fire a wife
Barbie: she can cook for me, clean for me, do all the crappy stuff and I can work and come home
and play with the kids
Winnie: but then she wants half when you’re done with her!!! ;)
Winnie: it's cheaper to pay severance pay
Barbie: maybe I'll just hire a maid, nanny and personal assistant instead.
Winnie: sounds like a safer plan to me.....
Barbie: ya
Winnie: and this way you could still have a boyfriend on the side and no one to complain about it
Barbie: Now…THAT’S A PLAN!