Friday, June 5, 2009

Trampy Teas?

Winnie: morning!
Barbie: good morning
Winnie: I suppose it is yes
Winnie: so did you read the "trash Winnie" comments
Barbie: ya....what's up with that? I think they are just joking, how could they not love you??
Winnie: i dont know....my feelings are hurt
Winnie: i am a nice gal...and not THAT trashy am I????
Barbie: of course you are nice....otherwise I would not be your friend all these years and trashy, well......trashy with a heart of gold...how's that?
Barbie: lol
Winnie: frig off
Barbie: ok, maybe not trashy.....FUN with a heart of gold...
Barbie: you are not white trash.
Winnie: I have been well behaved considering all my admirers …lol
Barbie: and being from our hometown I KNOW what trash looks like...lol
Barbie: you are not it.
Winnie: I feel much better now..thanks
Winnie: you really cleared that up for those out there that don’t know me
Barbie: I think people out there know that we are both not as extreme as we come across on the blog
Winnie: It wouldn't be fun if I wasn't a virtual slut and you a virtual square!
Barbie: exactly......yin and yang is so much more exciting than two people who agree on everything....
Barbie: but I do tend to be a bit on the reserved side and you tend to be a bit on the wild side so we balance each other out...
Winnie: see....
Winnie: SO TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE.....I'M NOT A REAL SLUT! I JUST PLAY ONE ON TV!
Barbie: ahem.........
Barbie: yes, slut is maybe a strong word....
Barbie: a little racy maybe
Winnie: what?
Barbie: I meant no, you are not a slut, but you are definitely a little racy...
Winnie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Winnie: well now i feel MUCH better lol
Barbie: the ol' A.D.D. acting up again? lol
Winnie: lack of caffeine
Barbie: gotcha!
Winnie: no darn cream for my coffee today. I had to use milk...what the &*% is with that
Winnie: who buys groceries around here?
Barbie: well, you know how I am.....I put skim milk in my tea and don't even drink coffee...
Winnie: milk in tea...yes. Milk in coffee....what is the point?
Barbie: hmm....don't know. Never really been a coffee drinker. I am the queen of tea....I must have 20 varieties in my cupboard....
Winnie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are such a wild one
Barbie: see? I can get crazy...lol
Winnie: but i bet you keep going back to the same ones????
Barbie: nope. I like variety....I switch it up daily....who knew huh?
Winnie: wow, I'm impressed
Winnie: variety...the spice of life...lol....
Winnie: how appropriate!!!!
Barbie: oh yes....I agree
Winnie: See we are the same...just our outlets are different
Winnie: ;)
Barbie: not necessarily....
Winnie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the truth comes out!!!!!!!!
Winnie: hear that folks????
Winnie: so I admit....i like tea!
Barbie: leave it to you to think I was talking about sex...lol
Winnie: i was talking about tea
Barbie: yes, you NEVER have your mind in the gutter....
Winnie: i have no idea what you are talking about
Barbie: that's ok, I have no idea what I am talking about either...
Winnie: so the story goes.....

3 comments:

  1. I just ment you are forward like Dimitri. Sorry Poo Bear. Didn't mean to hurt your ego. I really didn't think I could do that. You seem way too confident for little old me to get to you like that. BTW, do you two have pics of yourselves. I like reading the blog, but it would be nice to know what you gals look like.
    Killer Ry Guy
    :)

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  2. Thanks for making me feel better Ry Guy!

    As for a picture of us...what would be the fun in that??? ;)
    Let's just say this, the image displayed on our blog is the most accurate cartooned version of us. Enjoy and keep reading!

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  3. I think you two are doing a fine job.

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