Pornos and Milk Cartons

Winnie: hello
Barbie: Hi!
Winnie: I HATE MONDAYS!
Barbie: uh-oh....you KNOW this is gonna be bad...
Winnie: i used to not mind them...but now that I know in 6 weeks I'm leaving...I HATE THEM!
Winnie: lol
Barbie: ah....
Winnie: the nice thing about leaving is that Mondays won't be Mondays anymore, they'll be like Saturdays!
Barbie: lol....yes, I guess that is a perk...
Barbie: did you have a good weekend at least?
Winnie: very nice...i like my new job
Winnie: better than the one i have now, anyway lol
Barbie: excellent....
Barbie: I also had a great weekend....too short of course, but great anyway...
Winnie: but a new job is like a new lover....it's always hot in the beginning
Barbie: true that sista!
Winnie: but when you know there is a better one around the corner....it's not so much fun anymore
Barbie: are you talking about lovers or jobs now?
Winnie: lol both, im comparing
Barbie: ah....lol
Winnie: new job=new boyfriend
Barbie: gotcha...
Barbie: you would be proud of me this weekend...
Winnie: why is that??
Barbie: I ate cold pasta right out of the container and drank wine right out of the bottle while watching mindless television...
Winnie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew you could do it
Barbie: lol, see? I can get crazy...
Winnie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg
Winnie: there's my song for the week lol, dedicated to YOU!
Barbie: lol....
Barbie: next thing you know I'll throw my towels on the floor and drink milk right out the the carton...
Winnie: NOW NOW...dont push it
Barbie: afraid I will steal your thunder? lol
Winnie: yes....I'll have to start going to the library and baking or something
Barbie: baking? I hate baking and cooking....have we met yet?
Winnie: who cooked the cold pasta then?
Barbie: well me, but I didn't necessarily like cooking it....cooking is something I do out of necessity, not because I love it, like some people.
Winnie: oh you mean...like sex?
Winnie: for some lol
Barbie: what? like when you are married? having sex out of necessity? lol
Winnie: yes
Barbie: ya....there's nothing like feeling like you HAVE to do something to make you not like it...lol
Winnie: that's why I like eating out....
Winnie: lol
Barbie: always a lot of variety to choose from?
Winnie: and the deserts are always good...
Barbie: ok, porn head...
Winnie: what???
Barbie: lol
Barbie: by the way....when did pornos become porn?
Barbie: I remember when we were teenagers and people used to watch "pornos" now they watch "porn"...
Barbie: wonder why everyone switched...
Barbie: lol
Winnie: after pornographic films became pornos
Barbie: I remember a music group called "Porno for Pyros"...I wonder if they changed their names to "Porn for Pyros"
Winnie: did you watch pornos are a teenager???
Barbie: Nope. The only one I ever saw was at our mutual friend's house. Her father had a large collection and we watched "Debbie Does Dallas" at a slumber party...remember?
Winnie: "Debbie does Dallas"....wow, everyone in our generation was broken in by that one
Winnie: then came..."Porky's"
Winnie: the "American Pie" of our time
Winnie: ahhhhhhhhh the good old days
Barbie: Oh ya....."Two hands full" and I stole the key for her pay tv box and snuck down in the middle of the night to watch Porky's...lol
Winnie: soooooooo bad lol
Winnie: I think I managed to rent it out of the video store....now..was that on Beta or VHS????
Barbie: ahh....good ol' Beta...lol
Winnie: and the remote with the wire
Winnie: how techno!
Barbie: with one button ......"pause"...
Winnie: LOL
Winnie: but then it took 35 seconds of film for it to stop
Winnie: and 45 to start again...
Winnie: so you had to "rewind" it...and always missed your mark
Barbie: ya....ah...the good ol' days...
Winnie: want to go back???
Barbie: there are times when I wouldn't mind a couple of weeks back in high school, just for kicks.
Winnie: ya me too...I'd get a few kicks too...
Winnie: lol
Winnie: but boys didn't know what they were doing then...
Barbie: very true!!
Winnie: I like the grown up version better :)
Barbie: True that sista!