Saturday, May 9, 2009

Shortest Fairytale

Winnie: Leave it to me...I have to be careful my head doesn't blow up! lolAt the arena yesterday, there was this guy that started chatting me up...really cute, tall, athletic and very nicely dresses. I figured he was a scout or coach. I kept catching him smiling at me. At one point I went to the bathroom and he cornered me on my way out. He said: "Just in case I dont get another chance this weekend to tell you, I think you are soooo sexy"

OMG All I could say was "thank you" lol. Im such a looser. Of course by the end the night at the meeting, he was introduced as part of one of the teams ..I’m gonna have fun today, I’m giving him my number ;)

Barbie: Man.....you GO girl!! Good for you!! I'm sending you something from Funnygirl.

Winnie: has she red the blog
Winnie says: read lol
Winnie says: no java yet
Barbie says: yes...that's why she sent it to me....

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get
fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the
hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports,
never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self
esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants
and was pleasant all the time.

THE END

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Winnie says: LOL FABULOUS !!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO BE THE PRINCESS NOW!!
Babrie says: Not long my dear, not long.....and by the sounds of it, you aren't suffering too much.....I cannot believe how many men come on to you!!!
Winnie says: I cant believe it either...I swear, its the first time in my life that has happened
Winnie says: i tried looking him up last night, I think i didnt get his name right LOL, i looked up the team and didnt see him
will get it today, im sure he's gonna be busy as hell
Babrie says: you GO girl!!
Barbie says: So what do you think of the fairy tale? True or not true?
Winnie says: i like it
Barbie says: I wonder if it was written by someone who is married or single.....?
Winnie says: someone who WAS married and now single lol
Barbie says: true THAT!!
Barbie says: Daddyoh said he liked the blog....
Winnie says: he texted and called me too yesterday
Barbie says: oh yeah?
Winnie says: was gonna bring me muffins..but I was a bit out of his way
Winnie says: so cute
Barbie says: I have to go to get Princess’ hair cut now but I'll be back on at lunch...
Winnie says: FB me...the only way to communicate today :)…off to the arena again and then to C tonight to see Mom!

1 comment:

  1. ps...the coach found me on Saturday and got my number! Wink Wink!!!

    ReplyDelete