Winnie says: hey sexy mama
Barbie says: hey!!
Winnie says: so you've inspired me
Barbie says: how?
Winnie says: Public Relations it is !
Barbie says: good for you!
Winnie says: looks even better now than when i first looked at it and it sounds fun
Barbie says: I think it is right for your personality...
Winnie says: what's that? Loud and in your face??? lol
Barbie says: ok....I have had the "banana phone song" in my head and it is driving me crazy
Winnie says: the what?
Barbie says: banana phone song....by raffi....it is like a virus it get's into your head and disturbs you for weeks...
Winnie says: dont know it...is it something like "this is the song that doesn't end...and it goes on and on my friend..."
Barbie says: something like that, but more cunning.....it infiltrates your brain and the more you try to forget it, the more you sing it until, eventually, you are committed.
Winnie says: geeeeees..can’t wait to hear it!!!!
Barbie says: here's the straight up version....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU&feature=related
Winnie says: ok ok enough...lol
Winnie says: i stoped it after the coooookooooo whatever
Barbie says: ....ring, ring, ring, ring....banana phone.
Barbie says: what are ya...chicken? Scared to listen to a lil' ol' kiddy song?
Barbie says: wuss
Winnie says: did my time my friend
Winnie says: "clean up, clean up..everybody everywhere!"
Winnie says: Barny is DEAD...ya hear me DEAD!!!!!!
Barbie says: ya....thank God for that!!
Winnie says: hey my kids didn’t turn out that bad....they still can’t clean their rooms though…hmmmmmmmmmm figure that one out
Winnie says: Im thinking of joining meetingmillionaires.com....what do you think????
Barbie says: ya, cuz you KNOW everyone on THERE is being truthful, lol
Winnie says: i may not have to go back to school...
Barbie says: what? you wanna be a trophy wife?
Winnie says: just for a few years
Winnie says: and take off with half
Barbie says: what is the saying...find a husband with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel? lol
Barbie says: banana?
Winnie says: not that desperate
Barbie says: ring, ring, ring, ring...banana phone....
Barbie says: DANG!!
Winnie says: lol
Winnie says: still would have to be 30 and hot
Winnie says: and as long as i can still get away with being a trophy wife, why not? lol
Barbie says: me thinks we only have a few trophy wife years left...lol
Winnie says: all the guys on the webpage are hot!! lol
Winnie says: my point exactly
Winnie says: think it’s really them ???
Barbie says: if they were all hot millionaires, why would they have to be on the internet??
Winnie says: pressure my dear.....could you imagine???? all the women would be only after their money...geeeesshhhh
Barbie says: yes, and advertising yourself on the internet as a hot millionaire would CERTAINLY only get you GENUINE interest in your personality....lol
Barbie says: Just go make your own millions...I'm gonna :)
Winnie says: well my interest would be genuine
Winnie says: LOL
Barbie says: yes, yes of course it would, lol
Winnie says: and I wouldn’t have to work for it LMAO !!!!!!
Winnie says: well maybe ;) (wink wink)
Barbie says: and you would be JUST as interested in a site called "poor jobless hot guys" right?
Winnie says: I looked...no one is hot there!
Barbie says: somehow they just aren't doing it for ya huh?
Barbie says: get into PR and you'll meet lots of upity men....
Winnie says: my plan my dear haha
Barbie says: I had the chance to go see David Suzuki tomorrow night and I turned it down.....
Winnie says: why? is Martha Stewart in town too?
Barbie says: my ex offered me the tickets and I didn't want to feel like I "owed" him anything....so sad, really, cuz I would have loved to see him...
Winnie says: well just give him the Martha Stewart tickets in return LOL
Barbie says: what? you think I'm a Martha Stewart fan? I cannot stand her...."ooo...look at me, I raise my own chickens and gather fresh eggs every morning for my fresh omelettes with my fresh herbs from the garden I started from seed and ploughed with my own cows".....show off.
Winnie says: well at least YOU don’t brag about it!!!!
Barbie says: ok, so I have a garden and I start things from seed but really, I hate cooking and I SURE am not as anal as Martha Stewart!!!!
Winnie says: if you say so :)
Barbie says: She individually wraps her shirts before she puts them away...come on, that is certifiable....
Winnie says: it works...try it, LOL
Barbie says: who is the anal one then?
Winnie says: well have to go to work , see ya later after your Herbalist meeting and yoga class!!!!! xo
Barbie says: ok....just one more thing...
Barbie says: ring, ring, ring, ring....BANANA PHONE!!!!
Barbie says: take that sucka...
Winnie says: nasty...ohhhhhhhh so nasty
Barbie says: (mumbling) call, ME a Martha Stewart fan...mumble, mumble....
Winnie says: if the apron fits........
Barbie says: ...you'll pay...oh yes....BANANA PHONE.....